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Bring to Light XXXWW
Sorcery
Each opponent chooses X nonland permanents he or she controls. Gain control of those permanents.
Grasp of Time XXX2U
Sorcery
Target player takes X extra turns after this one.
Midnight Curse XXXBB
Sorcery
Each opponent sacrifices X creatures, discards X cards, and loses X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
Dragon's Dawn XXX2R
Sorcery
Put X 5/5 red Dragon creature tokens with flying onto the battlefield. Dragon's Dawn deals X damage to each non-Dragon creature.
Titanic Summonings XXX2GG
Sorcery
Search your library for up to X creature cards and put them onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.