Magic: The Gathering - Favorite Flavor text?

[starfire]

What is your favorite flavor text from any MTG card?

Mine is from Reparations (Mirage):

"Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold."

[teletel]

I like the one on Progenitus: (mythic rare from Conflux)

The soul of the world has returned.

[sideboard]

Mine is from Cruel Edict:

"Choose your next words carefully. They will be your last."
—Phage the Untouchable

[Urza]

Obliterate:

"The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So have the forest, the city, your palace, your dog . . ." —Keldon soldier

[blargerer]

"It's always funny till someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious."

- Noggle Bridgebreaker

Noggle Bridgebreaker (Eventide) - Gatherer - Magic: The Gathering

[Akarian]

Tsabo Tavoc

"I might almost pity my enimies--if it wasn't so amusing to watch them die."

[Sphinx]

My favorite is the one from Double Negative

They feared each other for their differences but were absolutely terrified at their similarities.