feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.
is color blind and trying to solve a Rubik's cube... This could take a while...
dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
whoever says paper beats rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
would rather check her Facebook than face her checkbook.
. Is wondering why the hell Noah didn't leave the cockroaches and rats off his ark...
just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! Till socks last.
My wife said I'm too immature and if I don't grow up it's going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.
Hi, my name is Damimeve. The 'mime' is silent.
Statistically, 150% of all people exaggerate.
Statistically 8/6 of people have trouble with fractions.
I just read a list of 'the 100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them...
Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?"
Learnt the hard way that you do not joke with customs officials... or anyone who has the right to put his fist up your