Corrupt A Wish Game

[Xylem]

Granted you become a near Superman Clone with one small issue you also became a severely Agoraphobic.

I wish I could get a Complete in Box R.O.B. the Robot Delux Set for my NES collection.

Granted, but one day while you are busy watering the garden, R.O.B. manages to make a hole in the box and escapes.

I wish I could find the Gift Card I had lost. It had like $20 left on it.

[Aoe]

You find the gift card- in the laundry! The magnetic stripe is damaged and it no longer works.

I wish I was a Ninja.

[BlackDS]

But when you open it, you see that the ROB is possessed by the devil, and he kills you.


I wish I would get a hat trick in my next hockey game (my dad says I'll get an X-box if I do)



Oh, and by the way, I have a CIB NES, it is ROB deluxe set. I found it in my attic, probably worthless. You can take it for 15 bucks. (I accidentally said ducks, lol)


Explicit Edited it. You use your ninja skilz to beat up a few gangstas, then you get shot in a drive-by.

[wags7121]

You get a hat trick but also take a puck to the head and it scrambles your brain. I wish I could play face-melting guitar solos

[atarilad]

Granted, you can play awesome solos, but only on an air guitar

I wish I was the inventor of the Atari

[Baelog]

Granted you are the inventor of Atari. But Atari corporation has stolen your idea and noone believes you that you invented it actually.

I wish I could breath underwater.

[Arthas]

you can only breathe under water now and are doomed to stay underwater forever

I wish I met some aliens from outer space (peaceul aliens so please dont incinerate me)

[teletel]

Granted, you meet peaceful aliens, but on their world incinerating someone is a sign of peace...so you're incinerated.

I wish 5 + 2 = 48

[BlackDS]

granted, but now you can divide by zero.

I wish I had 3 arms

[eliphas0]

*looks around cautiously* WhooHoo!!! Looks like I won.

I just wish we could keep some of these games going....

[BlackDS]

Granted, this game goes on forever, but it eventually becomes filled with spamm and flaming that the whole site gets shut down.

I wish I had a complete collection of Game Gear games.

[eliphas0]

Granted, However none of the games work anymore since you left them in your Dad's car all day on the hottest day of the year.

I wish Barber's milk wasn't so thick.