Wow miniatures action bar cards: Favorite flavor text?

[Lich]

What is your favorite flavor text from the action bar cards?

Mine is from Evasion. It reads:

"Skilled rogues can make the enemy's blade dance to their tune"

[Timmy]

Polymorph

"Baaaaaa!"

[jared]

I think the best flavor text is the one on Lycanthropy:

"Strange, how pale moonlight can bring about the darkest features." - Rethilgore

[Thrall]

Scroll of Strength:

Author Uknown. Usefulness Untold.

[Murloc]

Favorite one is:

Mighty Gurgle - "I don't know what it's saying ... but it can't be good" - Dralor