Seriously whats up with this card from return to ravnica:
Worldspine Wurm 8GGG
Creature - Wurm (Mythic Rare)
Trample
When Worldspine Wurm dies, put three 5/5 green Wurm creature tokens with trample onto the battlefield
When Worldspine Wurm is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library
15/15
Wizards should just change the name of the game from "Magic: The Gathering" to "Worldspine Wurm: The Gathering" since whoever gets this creature out first wins the game