What is your favorite flavor text from any MTG card?
Mine is from Reparations (Mirage):
"Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold."
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What is your favorite flavor text from any MTG card?
Mine is from Reparations (Mirage):
"Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold."
I like the one on Progenitus: (mythic rare from Conflux)
The soul of the world has returned.
Mine is from Cruel Edict:
"Choose your next words carefully. They will be your last."
—Phage the Untouchable
Obliterate:
"The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So have the forest, the city, your palace, your dog . . ." —Keldon soldier
"It's always funny till someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious."
- Noggle Bridgebreaker
Noggle Bridgebreaker (Eventide) - Gatherer - Magic: The Gathering
Tsabo Tavoc
"I might almost pity my enimies--if it wasn't so amusing to watch them die."
My favorite is the one from Double Negative
They feared each other for their differences but were absolutely terrified at their similarities.