Best Magic the Gathering Flavor Text

[goblinmasterx]

flavor texts are just a swaste of time and ink lol

[DatAsh]

I know many people who would say you're a waste of skin and air for saying that.

[goblinmasterx]

lol nope the more flavor text a card has the less room it had for abilities...thats why the BEST cards have no flavor text

[DatAsh]

Flavour text never takes the space of abilities. Troll harder.

[Darth Squirtle]

lol nope the more flavor text a card has the less room it had for abilities...thats why the BEST cards have no flavor text

What about noble hierarch?

Has the flavor text and has nice abilitys.

[Arix]

Why don't we look at the two most powerful, expensive cards in Modern Masters - Tarmogoyf and Dark Confidant. What do you know, both of them have flavour text! Funny how that works out.

Also, I now feel obligated to post this:

[Kerdo]

I think what he meant to say is that if there was no flavor text there would be more room for more powers and stuff?

[Arix]

1. No, there wouldn't. That's not how Magic card creation works.

2.More abilities =/= better card.

[DatAsh]

What Arix said. I really do think he's a troll, nobody is that dumb.

[jbcold]

1. That card is kinda awesome XD
2. pwned by a moderator... that's like the rarely heard, but much feared grandma burn (70's show ftw)

"not to be. That's the answer." - unsummon

[jbcold]

Is anyone still on this thread? O.o
"You're in for one nasty butt kickin'!" - Double Cross

[fidget]

my personal favorite would probably be
city of ass

But...